the phone has rung maybe twice today? but we’ve had like five visitors which is WAY weird

MUST BE THIS TIT SWEATIN’ WEATHER

I ate too much ham sammich and now I need a nap

I once worked with a man who informed me that if you want to make sure no one knows what to do, make a sign.

I want to disagree with this but the more I think about it, it’s true

and I am an avid sign follower. 

What is a sign I can put on the door that aptly describes my feelings of,
“Hey it’s just the two of us ladies working in this office today and you
barging in here trying to sell us some random-ass football memorabilia
makes me feel uncomfortable and weird.”

Because somehow “No Soliciting” just doesn’t seem to cut it.

GIF = Graphics Interchange Format.

realitytvgifs:

Graphics. Hard G. Not Jraphics. Not JIF.

These dogs are basically anime